Gentlemen

Start Whore Engines!

Relationship Season is coming to an end। The rain may prolong it a bit, but Spring Break is the official end to Relationship Season.For those of you that don't follow my posts, I posted a Blog several months back declaring it relationship season. Relationship Season is the time period between November - April. This period of time is declared Relationship Season because the weather is cold, the bikinis are put in storage, and November and April encompass all the loneliest holidays of the year: Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving & VALENTINES DAY. Once spring break hits, the bikinis come out, the sun starts shining, and people awaken from their relationship comas.

NOW IT'S HUNTING SEASON! SHHHHHHHH BE WERY WERY QUIET . . . I'M HUNTING WABBITS.